你看过《老友记》最搞笑的一段话吗?

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Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
那支电话突然响起,而我不知道怎么办,每个人都开始望着我。
他们以前不看你吗?!
终于,我认为我应该接,结果是我妈打来,我感到很奇怪,因为我妈不曾打过电话给我!
嗨。
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
你还好吧?
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙,抓起我的肠子,从我的口中取出,然后绑在我脖上……